With the front trench all but dug and almost joined with those on the eastern and western wings, an exciting possibility springs to mind: could we have the only moated community centre in the country?

But the cost of drawbridge, portcullis etc would take up our entire budget so good sense prevails and in relief Graham decides to put the kettle on.  Well, it’s the middle of Week 4, so it’s probably time the G-men had a cup of tea . . .